The female population on this planet knows the following phenomenon way too well for their liking, I presume. Guys in polo shirts, wearing caps and spilling …original lines in clubs, shopping malls and in the streets, looking for attention and a new girlfriend. Their most important weapon in the game of love? Pick-up lines. Another beautiful specimen in the family of pick-up artists is probably the fedora-wielding neckbeard who tips his old-fashioned, stupid, looking hat whenever a lady crosses paths with him.
“You are hotter than the bottom of my laptop.”
“Of all your beautiful curves, your smile is my favourite.”
“Are you a vampire? Cause you looked a little thirsty when you looked at me.”
Having reached a modern age where women are regarded as independent, emancipated beings, we can all agree on one thing: Pick-up artists are, above all, embarrassing. You should definitely not spend your money on a dude who compares women with animals. If you are looking for a girlfriend, be nice, be gentle, learn to listen to her. Be brave and take the risk. Ask her out to avoid crashing into the friendzone. But most importantly, don’t listen to pick-up artists, if you want to win a woman’s heart.