Sometimes, it’s the guy with the most beautiful smile who turns out to be the biggest asshole, or at least one of the strongest and hardiest types. And well, yeah, I do have a nice smile!
Well, sometimes everything just goes swimmingly. Everything goes according to plan and every day becomes better and better. Do you know that? No, I don’t either. Never experienced that before. At least I have some nice friends I can meet to let off steam. Since drinking alcohol isn’t really cool, we believe that fucking up shit is much better.
This time I was asked by a good friend of mine, who even is very good-looking. I mean, you can still see all his teeth when he smiles. Well, at that time, he was in a horrible mood and me as well. So, we met where we always used to meet, proved our rules (no shoes, no shirts, no belts and bandages) and started our battle. And well, I was beginning to hit form!
It didn’t take long until I got him where I wanted him to be – in the corner! Now, I could preset the speed and the direction of the fight. I guess it didn’t matter whether it was because of my hard training or because he had never bandied before. After the first round, I already knew that he wouldn’t come through the second one and offered him to end the battle.
His answer was actually a hit against my pride: “Only if you’re giving up.” I really couldn’t let this happen.
Next round – now, something really weird happened. After some seconds, he suddenly hit my nose, which started to bleed and got a bad chap, but he, he broke his finger! It cracked. But yes. This proved that I wasn’t as soft as I look. Afterwards he went to the hospital, I just had to laugh at him. Do you think his finger will heal again? Who knows? Do you think our friendship ended in this intense moment? Hell, no, of course not!
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