Yeah, the Berliners are a very special folk. I’m one of them. I can tell you that we’re quite different, but it’s not really difficult to assimilate yourself, my dear incomers. You only have to follow a few rules. Of course, Berliners are not impolite or cold-hearted. They just turned into a very special species with their own rituals and phrases. It’s often hard to understand as a newcomer. Here are some phrases a Berliner would never say!
- Look, a musician in the subway and he’s playing Nossa Nossa!
- Look, he’s smoking weed. He should be careful!
- Can I go out like that? Does it suit me?
- Isn’t it way too early to eat Kebab?
- My neighbors seem to be normal.
- Does the S-Bahn arrive in time, today?
- I’m going to a home party, tonight. I can’t take you with me; you guys aren’t invited, sorry!
- Don’t you want to iron your shirt?
- The furniture doesn’t harmonize in this café!
- Dog dirt everywhere!
- I could imagine moving to Hamburg.
- You go first, please.
- Thank you.
- Why do they go to the toilet in a threesome?
- This place is very nice. I only miss a health food store and a vegan restaurant.
- How can you start drinking alcohol at such an early hour?
- Prenzlauer Berg is a nice place!
- No, I don’t go to Neukölln, too dangerous.
- We meet in front of the club!
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